Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy

E1

1. Super Mario Rescues the Princess

10 Sep 2008 · 2m

Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.

E2

2. A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid

10 Sep 2008 · 1m

A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.

E3

3. Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney

15 Sep 2008 · 1m

Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".

E4

4. Adopted

21 Sep 2008 · 2m

Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.

E5

5. A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen

29 Sep 2008 · 1m

A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future.

E6

6. Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'

3 Oct 2008 · 1m

Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.

E7

7. A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen

13 Oct 2008 · 2m

The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption.

E8

8. Cat Staff Meeting

19 Oct 2008 · 1m

A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.

E9

9. Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster

26 Oct 2008 · 1m

Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster

E10

10. Marital Troubles

2 Nov 2008 · 1m

A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.

E11

11. Jeff Goldblum Wafers

9 Nov 2008 · 1m

Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.

E12

12. Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve

22 Dec 2008 · 1m

Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu

E13

13. The Frog Prince

30 Dec 2008 · 1m

The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.

E14

14. Monkeys Talk About Religion

6 Jan 2009 · 1m

A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".

E15

15. Mountain Climber

12 Jan 2009 · 1m

A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.

E16

16. Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past

18 Jan 2009 · 1m

Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.

E17

17. Mad Cow Disease

27 Jan 2009 · 1m

A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.

E18

18. The Bartender Says...

5 Feb 2009 · 1m

Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.

E19

19. Backstage with Bob Dylan

17 Feb 2009 · 1m

Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.

E20

20. Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club

24 Feb 2009 · 1m

Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.

E21

21. Beavers: Assholes of the Forest

21 Apr 2009 · 1m

Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.

E22

22. Things You Never Hear

23 May 2009 · 2m

This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.

E23

23. A Trip to the Psychiatrist

12 Jun 2009 · 1m

A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.

E24

24. AIDS Patient Zero

12 May 2009 · 2m

A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.

E25

25. Name That Animal Penis!

12 May 2009 · 2m

A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.

E26

26. Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die

12 May 2009 · 2m

Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question: "What do I do now?"

E27

27. Sex with... #1

12 May 2009 · 1m

A showcase of sexual moments, which include... Mr. Sulu A Folk Singer A Necrophiliac A Trapeze Artist

E28

28. A Fat Guy Working Out

12 May 2009 · 1m

A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.

E29

29. A Gay Knight

12 May 2009 · 1m

A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.

E30

30. A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement

12 May 2009 · 1m

A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.

E31

31. Fred Flintstone Takes a Shit

12 May 2009 · 3m

Fred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.

E32

32. Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey

12 May 2009 · 2m

A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.

E33

33. Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports Car

12 May 2009 · 1m

Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.

E34

34. He Who Lives in a Glass House...

12 May 2009 · 2m

A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.

E35

35. Sex with... #2

12 May 2009 · 1m

Another showcase of sexual moments, which include... Dick Cheney Gilbert Gottfried A Midget Optimus Prime

E36

36. Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision

12 May 2009 · 1m

Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.

E37

37. The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality

12 May 2009 · 2m

When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...

E38

38. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

12 May 2009 · 1m

To have sexual relations with your mother.

E39

39. Sex with... #3

12 May 2009 · 1m

The final showcase of sexual moments, which include... A U.S. Senator A Tube Of Toothpaste A Redneck A Sheep

E40

40. Dirty Vaudeville

12 May 2009 · 1m

Two singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.

E41

41. Fat Jesus

12 May 2009 · 2m

Some villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex.

E42

42. Dracula Meets Magic Johnson

12 May 2009 · 1m

Dracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.

E43

43. The Sneeze Throw-Up

12 May 2009 · 1m

Exactly what it says on the tin...

E44

44. The Settler's First Attempt to Buy Manhattan From the Indians

12 May 2009 · 1m

Settlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out.

E45

45. Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten Seconds

12 May 2009 · 1m

The first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds.

E46

46. Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately

12 May 2009 · 1m

Apparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach.

E47

47. Small Talk with Aunt Helen

12 May 2009 · 1m

Aunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake.

E48

48. Marie Antoinette's Notepad

12 May 2009 · 1m

We see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake".

E49

49. Sheep Shearing

12 May 2009 · 2m

A sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him.

E50

50. What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave

12 May 2009 · 1m

A dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea.