Pilot

The colonel is reassigned to take emergency command of USAG Stroopsdorf in the Netherlands...

Tanks for Nothing

General Davidson makes a visit to USAG Stroopsdorf and insults The Colonel by tasking him...

CIA

The Colonel transforms into the over-protective father Captain Maggie never asked for (but...

Korfball

Everyone in town is talking about the upcoming Korfball match between the Americans and th...

Nazi Hunters

The troops of Stroopsdorf participate in their quarterly war games; when an unidentified d...

When You Wish Upon a Star

Gen. Davidson arrives at Stroopsdorf to receive his second star; the colonel eagerly desir...

Once Upon a Twice Christmas

It's the middle of spring and the Dutch are celebrating Christmas -- again; the colonel an...

The Trial of Jan

The colonel wants to fire Jan, but must abide by Dutch labor laws.

The Exes of Evil

When the Colonel's three ex-wives show up on base, he's surprised and furious to learn the...

Born on the Third of July

After forgetting Capt. Maggie's birthday yet again, the colonel sets out to express his ap...

Laser's Edge

At Stroopsdorf’s new training site, General Davidson and his soldiers go to war against Th...

Laser's Edge

At Stroopsdorf’s new training site, General Davidson and his soldiers go to war against Th...

Farmer's Mark-Tet Offensive

After a messy break-up, The Colonel and Katja find themselves going to war between the tow...

Farmer's Mark-Tet Offensive

After a messy break-up, The Colonel and Katja find themselves going to war between the tow...

There's No PX Like Home

With the celebration of the US's 250th birthday coming up, the base's festivities are on t...

There's No PX Like Home

With the celebration of the US's 250th birthday coming up, the base's festivities are on t...

None of the Good Guys

Captain Maggie is cursed with dating bad men and Sergeant Dana convinces her to go to a si...

None of the Good Guys

Captain Maggie is cursed with dating bad men and Sergeant Dana convinces her to go to a si...

The Canuck Stops Here

Captain Maggie invites her idol, General Martin, to the base in hopes of pitching herself...

The Canuck Stops Here

Swapadakis

Major Shah needs the weekend off to celebrate his anniversary with Celeste, convincing Pap...

Twenty-Year Sitch

To celebrate Major Shah's twenty years of distinguished service in the U.S. Army, the Colo...

Tinker, Tailor, Colonel, Spy

Rick takes a sabbatical from the CIA and returns to the base, hoping to rekindle his strai...

Apache Helicopter Parent

Stroopsdorf is hosting its first-ever international peace talks, and when Captain Maggie i...

The Heart Locker

After throwing out his back, The Colonel is ordered to bed rest. Meanwhile, the base is se...

General Dearest

Due to flooding from a massive storm, The Colonel invites General Martin and her troops to...